Lost and Found

Lost:

Will who ever took the pay phone
on I-90 please return it ASAP.
please contact Bob at 555-9076.
Reward.

Last Friday a female sloth went
missing around the Main Street
area . She has blue eyes and shouldn’t have gotten far. Goes by the name of Oreo. Please contact
Cruella D. at 555-3827. Reward!

Big screen TV and blue couch
missing from Mr. Cramer’s front
yard . Please contact him at 555-2835.

Found:

A pack of cigarettes and a tanning
bed found outside of a little white
car on school property. Owner
suspected . Kim will you please
come pick up your stuff.

A fun lovable boyfriend. Will take
you out and actually pay for the
date . Please come take him. Call
Jenn at 555-8012.

A dinner for four from Denny’s.
half a meal left and only about a
week old. If interested please
Contact Rosanne at 555-0029.

Paige Hunt