My Eighties Uncle

Button ups
High tops
Long socks
Side comb
Petula Clark
In stereo
At home
The Cars
In the car
Loves the eighties
As much as the bar
Critical
Hypocrite
Tall, white
Ethnocentric
An eighties man
Stuck in time
Stuck in place
Stuck in line
Modern day 2006
Yet 1980
Seems to stick

Nolan Schneider