“Bad” Writing

They say your life flashes before your eyes before you die, which is preposterous because it would most likely be your brain and memories part that would be held responsible for that situation unless of course they passed on responsibility to the eyes even though the eyes probably hate responsibility which doesn’t say much for the eyes so in that case this passing of the responsibility would be counted as karma which is real and I’ve seen it happen to a friend who got hit by a bus that was probably loaded with a ton of old people with their old bifocals and old lady perfume like the kind that they spray on you in the mall and it makes you want to punch them in the face for spraying that nasty stuff on you and you would go to jail with bad food and limited bathroom breaks all because of “The Man” who wants only to bring you and everyone you know and the people they know down and hates peace, love, and understanding, and his only goal in life is to bring everybody down so he can rule the world by himself and eat all the donuts ever made which is dumb because if I were him it would be all about the Twinkies which are sooo much better than donuts and are the most glorious thing on our planet as well as other planets because if the aliens who live there are smart, which they are because aliens would be using light sabers and blasters and have hyperspace mode in all their ships and use light speed to do “thy bidding my master” just like Darth Vader would say which is why I love Star Wars.

Cory Derry